If you were even alive in Ottawa in the late-70s early 80s, the world famous series YCDTOT still means something. Oh, for the love of 'Moose.'

From the surly cook Barth to all the ripped off Laugh-in concepts, this show ran on the talent of Ottawa legends Les Lye and Abby Hagyard, no matter how many now famous or near-famous snot-nosed brats passed through the show's ranks.

On January 29, 1979, CJOH television aired the first episode of a low-budget children's television series called You Can't Do That On Television. Created by Roger Price with the help of Geoffrey Darby, the show was aired live on Saturday mornings with musical guests, games, slap-stick humor, and call-in segments as some of the its features. I still remember watching "Trooper" and then cutting to live remotes from the long-deceased "Skateway Roller Disco." It starred a cast of unknown child actors, including a very young Christine McGlade who got the hosting job by "accident" after going to the audition to support a friend. The show also starred Les Lye from Uncle Willy and Floyd fame.

After a successful first season, the show's creators, produced a short-lived spin off of this show called Whatever Turns You On which was the same exact show as You Can't Do That On Television only it was taped instead of broadcast live, it was shown during prime time hours, and it featured Laugh-In veteran, Ruth Buzzi. The spin-off, unlike its "sister" show, had horrible ratings and was canned after one season, but thanks to WTYO, the idea of having the show taped, having show topics and opposite sketches were introduced.

You Can't Do That On Television was still doing okay on CJOH, and an up and coming children's network in the United States called Nickelodeon took interest.

They began airing the Canadian series once a week in a line up with a plethora of other Canadian-based tv programs in 1981. By this time, You Can't Do That On Television was slightly different from the way it began. The live audience was replaced with the more infamous canned laughter, the musical guests and call-in segments were also gone. The show was less variety and 100% comedy.

In 1984, while the show's ratings declined in Canada and was hardly watched, Nickelodeon aired the show five times a week, and it was the network's highest-rated television program. Everyone had a favorite cast member at that time, whether it was Lisa Ruddy (1979-85) or Kevin Kubusheskie (1981-84), and everyone had seen the Technology episode (you know the episode with the little green and red boxes) at least five times. Kids across America were making slime and water sounds with their mouths and sending in their entries for the Slime-In, a contest hosted by Nickelodeon that flew a lucky kid to the set of You Can't Do That On Television to be slimed (which was replicated by Canada's YTV later with their version being called the Slime Light Sweepstakes).

Nickelodeon knew it had a hit on its hands and quickly began associating the show into everything the network did. Nick also had a line of products released based on You Can't Do That On Television, including green slime shampoo and soap, a green blob substance called Green Slime, and also a short-lived comic strip featured in the Cable Guide appropriately titled, You Can't Do That In Comics. The green slime that made the show famous was used in logos, promos, commercials and even a geyser to make Nickelodeon famous worldwide and is still a fixture of Nickelodeon today. In fact, while most of today's generation of Nickelodeon has never even seen You Can't Do That On Television (or can't remember it), Nickelodeon still uses the words, "I don't know" to slime celebrities at the Kid's Choice awards (while YCDTOTV gets no credit).

You Can't Do That On Television continued as Nick's number one tv show until Marc Summers began hosting another hit for Nick called Double Dare (which gave away Green Slime Shampoo and Soap as prizes) in 1986. This was the year that the show lost its hosts, Christine McGlade (1979-86) and Alasdair Gillis (1982-86), who were the most popular cast members. This year was also the year that YCDTOTV had the now super star recording star Alanis Morissette in its cast who was just as unknown as all the other cast members at that time.

Alanis isn't the only major success from the show, however. Just to name a few, Klea Scott, who now stars in the Fox television series Millenium, was on the show from 1982-84. Christian Tessier from the 1989-90 season went on the appear in Are You Afraid of the Dark? and star in three seasons of The Tomorrow People as well as a role in the film, Demon Night. Rekha Shah who was cast from 1986-89 played Janice on Nickelodeon's hit, Fifteen, and she also hosted TVO Kids. Host Christine McGlade has been a producer at TVOntario for over five years.

While the show always had most of the cast from previous seasons return to do the next season, 1987 marked the end of an era for You Can't Do That On Television. The season was only five episodes long (with one of them being banned after one day of airing), and the kid cast was only nine strong after being 22 strong in 1986 . Also, Doug Ptolemy and Vanessa Lindores who had been on the show since 1982 had grown too old along with Adam Reid (1984-87) (to later join Kamikazies/Comic Book Heroes) and Matthew Godfrey (1986-87). The loss of those cast members would make the cast only five strong for the 1988 season with only two of those cast members being "popular."

There was no 1988 season, however, and when the show resumed production in 1989, Stephanie Chow (1984-1987) decided not to return to the show so that she could focus on her piano. This left only four cast members from the previous season, with Amyas Godfrey (1986-90) being the only one of the four that anyone could actually remember. Thus, a whole new cast was selected creating what most fans refer to as the "new episodes."

The 1989 season spit out some very funny episodes including a compilation video that Elektra video released called The Worst of You Can't Do That On Television. The episodes from this season were very enjoyable and very well written, but regardless of the quality of those episodes, the familiarity of the show's cast was gone, causing a lot of long time viewers to quit watching.

Although YTV stuck to a Whatever Turns You On (1979) to You Can't Do That On Television (1981-90) rotation, Nickelodeon (most of the show's source of money) aired mostly 1989-90 shows during the week with older episodes being shown on the weekend, dropping the shows ratings even more.

The year 1990 marked the end of You Can't Do That On Television's production with only five episodes being produced. Three years later, the show was off the air for good.